THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL: "This is the worst movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

This is the worst movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This review is from: The Boys From Brazil (DVD)

I watched this movie in school, and I hated it!!! First of all, there's so many disgusting pictures, like naked people! (ewwww...) Towards the end of the movie, there's a part where two men fights against each other. One of them bit the other one's ear! Then there's three dogs biting a person until the person is died... I am totally grossed out!!!!!!!!!! I've watched another movie called Charlie. While I was watching it, I fell asleep. It was bored to death. I've never fell asleep while watching a movie before, so I thought this will be the worst movie. But not anymore! The Boy From Brazil is the worst movie now! It sucked! I don't ever want to watch it ever AGAIN!!!!!!!
POSTED on AMAZON.COM, November 2004

VOX PLOPS COMMENTS:
Ew, naked people. I'm wondering what school showed this movie and in what class? Civics? American History? German?

MICHAEL CLAYTON: "Without Rooney this would have been straight to DVD"

1.0 out of 5 stars A Very Boring Film
This review is from: Michael Clayton (Widescreen Edition) (DVD)
In truth this movie could have told the story in 30 minutes there is really so little to tell!! George Rooney walks through it like he is half asleep and the story ( for what it's worth) took so long to unfold I had trouble staying awake myself. Tilda Swinton should receive an award for over-acting. It was so boring I really did'nt care what happened to the leading characters long before the end! The only action I remember was the car exploding but there is lots and lots of dialogue. Without Rooney this would have been straight to DVD.
Posted on Amazon.com, March 2008

VOX PLOPS COMMENTS:
You know, this guy's right, this really wasn't George Rooney's best performance. And there's all that talking. YAY, CAR BLOWED UP! Oh, damn, more talking... I liked Rooney better when he was on E.C.